Rules to be followed:
1. 1. Chew slowly
with great consideration
to the flavor at hand.
2. 2. Only wear gloves when you
absolutely have to. Otherwise
you won’t be able to fall
correctly.
3. 3. There is no shame
in not bathing for several days.
4. 4. Whoever tells you to regret nothing,
fucked up royally. They don’t want you
to do any better.
5. 5. Always carry extra underwear, a lighter
and at least twenty dollars.
6. 6. Sleep now because God knows
you won’t be able to when you want to.
7. 7. When you drink
and aren’t supposed to,
get caught at least twice, so you’ll
get away with it when it really matters.
8. 8. Bare yourself.
9. 9. Kiss God.
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